Probably 90% of my close friends are gay men. I went to the club with a few of my boys awhile ago and the waiter asked if I was a lesbian, considering I was in a gay bar, and all. I smiled and told him I was just a run of the mill fag-hag and he had the best response EVER: "Honey, you are FAR too pretty to be a fag-hag. You, sugar, are a Fairy Princess" I fucking lost it, that was the greatest thing I have ever heard. So now I always tell people I'm a fairy princess. My friend, Brian, even goes as far as to introduce me by saying "I'm the Fairy, she's my princess" It rawks.
