SNORT!
I am also a faghag....back when I was a teen(before I realized that I prefer women) EVERY single guy I liked turned out to be gay!
Yeppers! We recruit straight people! That's why we're so dangerous! I'll never forget back at college, I had a bunch of lesbian friends (the entire softball team in other words!) and when I first became friendly with them I would not tell them if I was gay, straight or bi...and they had a joke that they were trying to recruit me! Fly Free...BTW are you single?