"he farted in my face"

Now I call that a dirty play. Me too , I read his lips , wouldn't be called cheating ???
 
Some lady here in Florida stabbed her boyfriend for farting in her face... it's not cool man... If someone farted in my face... I can't say I wouldn't be pretty pissed to the brink too! :mad:
 
no way...if anything it'd be by accident...my mate did it to his gf, while she giving me a head...he cracked up...(as he told me).. it was called off for a few minutes then they went back to business...
 
Or burritos. Either one gives you terrible gas.


Mark

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Oh yeah. So are Claussen pickles-- the spicy kind-- whoo..... the gas from those is quite strong.


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lol I don't eat pinto beans I knew it wud make me fart so I avoid stuff that makes me fart.. I rather fart in the bathroom but my worse manner at dinner table.. I burp.. ;) that's my fave thing but gonna be careful cuz it's rude I know but it made few friends laugh cuz they knew I'm funny when it comes to burping loud lol I wud say sorry excuseme or pretend I didn't do that.. :laugh2:
 
crazyerica32 said:
lol I don't eat pinto beans I knew it wud make me fart so I avoid stuff that makes me fart.. I rather fart in the bathroom but my worse manner at dinner table.. I burp.. ;) that's my fave thing but gonna be careful cuz it's rude I know but it made few friends laugh cuz they knew I'm funny when it comes to burping loud lol I wud say sorry excuseme or pretend I didn't do that.. :laugh2:
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I have that lame habit too when I consume gassy beverage! LOL One night I made this terrible low sounding burp that got a friend's dog wound up and barking all over looking for the "perpetrator"! :giggle:
 
femme Fatale said:
I have that lame habit too when I consume gassy beverage! LOL One night I made this terrible low sounding burp that got a friend's dog wound up and barking all over looking for the "perpetrator"! :giggle:
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:laugh2: that's hella funny... I agree.. ;)
 
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