Part of the routine I did was about my being left handed and it was really a parody..
. Then I went to how it feels when right handed people give me dirty looks when I date right handed women. Then I explained that the reason right handed men lose women to left handed men is because.....as everybody knows......lefthanders are more creative. pretty good laugh there
In another part I commented on how it was wrong to use derogatory language like lefty or southpaw to note how we are different. I mean southpaw.....it's like we are not even human....they laughed at that.
Then I started a story about my friend lefty.....which they immediately noticed (lol) so then I explained that when a left handed person calls another lefty it means something totally different because we are suffering together.....That got a big laugh. I think if it is funny and not mean......most people will laugh.
Then I got away from that and noted that most left handed people are ambidexterous......but that the only benefit that I had found so far was that I could pleasure myself and fast forward a movie at the same time. That got the best laugh.
My apologies if this offends anyone here. Everyone at the show laughed.
