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I will always remember my first drink with my son...

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.

Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.

I got him a Fosters He didn't like it – so I had it.

Then I got him a Carling Black Label, he didn't like it, so I had it.

It was the same with the 1664 Lager and Premium Dry Cider.

By the time we got down to the whisky, I could hardly push the stroller back home
 
Funny!

I was expecting something really offensive reading your title.

Good one!
 
I remember the time I was sitting in a bar having a cold one after a long day when Sono walks in sits down at the bar slams his hand down and yells "Give me a beer barkeep I'm celebrating my first BJ!!!" So the bartender gives Sono a beer and says "Well hell this beer is on the house then!" Sono takes a sip and says "It'll take more than one to get this damn taste out of my mouth!!!"

LOLOL :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
 
you have to read to know if it's offended. My dad got a call from the police department to come pick up his son b/c he was pulled over for driving drunk . Dad went to pick his son up and walked into the police station drunk . The polices let him drive back home drunk with his son . :roll:
 
Sono, Scott, and Jess stumble into a bar one night, already drunk as hell laughing over our shortcomings to get on a stool. Then Jess provocatively walks over to the barkeep and whispers "I'll bet you $1000 I can break a shot glass at the other end of the bar without touching it."

The barkeep looks her over and exclaims "You're on baby!"

So Jess drinks a shot of whiskey, licks her lips, and french kisses the barkeep. After she let's go, the barkeep turns and passes out onto the liquor counter with glass crashing over him! Scott reluctantly slams $1000 on the counter knowing he lost their earlier bet, while Sono laughs hysterically at him falling off the stool taking the shot glass with him breaking it.

Then Jess takes the money, stuffs it down her cleavage, and slyly walks out saying "Nice doing business with you boys!" :P
 
Well, Im offended... ah who the hell am I kidding...lol
Old joke but nice twist to them....lol
Gotta love our little group here in the Joke section.
 
Sono and Scott walks into a bar and Sexy Jess was Tending bar.
Menu has Beer $1, Hamburgers $2 and Handjobs $20
Scott orders a beer, Sono asks the bartender if she was the one who did the handjobs? Why yes replied Jess... so Sono leans in real close and whispers...
Wash them hands real good, Cause I want a Hamburger.
 
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