Talk about franchise crap! I’m madder than a guy letting his dog sleep in his bed on a stormy night and waking up with a bunch of wiener ticks! I stood at the MacDonalds about a month ago while some brain dead fatty scoured the damn menu for 11 minutes!!! Who the hell has to look at a menu at the MacDonalds??? It aint like all of a sudden they gonna junk Big Macs and start selling Chinese food!? If you don’t know what’s on the menu at a MacDonald’s by now then you got shovel marks on yer forehead! The damn menu aint had too many drastic changes in it the last 5,000 years. When they rolled that boulder off the tomb of the Lord they done found 3 things. A joke book the Lord was working on called, “You may be the son of god if…”, solitaire cards, and a hot apple pie from MacDonald’s. If you’re holding up the line at MacDonald’s cause you don’t know what they serve then resign your citizenship and leave the country. Especially fat folks that go in there. Good God! Fat folks aughta know that sumbitch like the pledge of allegiance. It’s a disgrace to all fat folks if you’re big and walk in there looking at the menu like a damn rookie! If I'm ever in a hurry at The MacDonald’s I wanna be behind my fat ass sister. She can order a #4 with extra fries and a viniller shake with her damn eyes closed. And THAT’S what I’m talking about. Like a guy said standing in line at MacDonald’s behind some fatty looking at the menu, “Damn Oprah, ya think you’d have it memorized by now!”
