Irish Devil Dog
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>One day a little girl goes up to her mom and asks her how old she is.
>"That's not something adults like to tell," her mother replies.
>
>Then the little girl asks her mother how much she weighs.
>"That's not something adults like to talk about, honey" she replies.
>
>"How come you and daddy got a divorce?" the little girl asks.
>"We don't like to talk about that either, honey." she says, ending the conversation.
>
>The next day the little girl asks a friend about why her mother wouldn't answer any of her questions.
>The friend explains: "It's an adult thing. Just look at her driver's license, it's like a report card for adult's. It will tell you everything you need to know."
>
>So when she got home from school she went up to her mother and said, "Mommy, I know how old you are."
>"How old?" her mother asked.
>"47."
>
>The little girl said: "I know how much you weigh."
>"Really?"
>"Yeah, you weigh 135 pounds. And I know why you and daddy got divorced."
>
>"Okay, why is that?" her mom said.
>And the little girl replied, "Because you got an F in sex!"
>"That's not something adults like to tell," her mother replies.
>
>Then the little girl asks her mother how much she weighs.
>"That's not something adults like to talk about, honey" she replies.
>
>"How come you and daddy got a divorce?" the little girl asks.
>"We don't like to talk about that either, honey." she says, ending the conversation.
>
>The next day the little girl asks a friend about why her mother wouldn't answer any of her questions.
>The friend explains: "It's an adult thing. Just look at her driver's license, it's like a report card for adult's. It will tell you everything you need to know."
>
>So when she got home from school she went up to her mother and said, "Mommy, I know how old you are."
>"How old?" her mother asked.
>"47."
>
>The little girl said: "I know how much you weigh."
>"Really?"
>"Yeah, you weigh 135 pounds. And I know why you and daddy got divorced."
>
>"Okay, why is that?" her mom said.
>And the little girl replied, "Because you got an F in sex!"
