I know what you mean. Once these rumors get started, it’s impossible to unravel them. To this day, I’m still trying to convince my wife that Richard Gere never stuffed a gerbil up his ass. Gerbil stuffing is just an urban myth—there are absolutely no documented cases anywhere of it ever happening. But Mayflower ‘knows better’. She was working the day shift in the ER at Cedars-Sinai the day after Gere was brought in for his supposed gerbilectomy. According to her, the entire hospital was talking about it. I asked her where she heard it from. Well, she heard it from the guy who runs the cash register in the employee cafeteria. :roll: I asked her if she ever saw any doctor’s or nurse’s notes documenting the extrication of Mr. Gere’s bowel-burrowing pocket pet. Nope. I asked her if she knew anybody who even claimed to have actually witnessed the removal of the little cricetine (look it up) butt plug. Nyet. I asked her if she had ANY real evidence whatsoever of the event ever occurring. Negatori. But I still can’t convince her that Gere did not shove a gerbil up his butt. She’s going to go to her grave believing that it actually happened, and nothing is ever going to change her belief.
