Do unto others.....

[rockin'robin]

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might mean a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he got his energy and courage together enough to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters:

"Get well soon from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week."

 

[Angel1989]

RR....Thanks for the laugh, this is a good one.

One of my knee surgeries the pre op nurse put a red dot sticker on my forehead right between my eyes with an R for right leg. I was like OMG is that all the precautions they're going to take. I told my hubby, man I hope this dot has excess adhesive. I had hubby grab a pen and write "wrong leg" on my left knee. We had a good laugh later.