Do Not Eat Hershey!

VamPyroX

VamPyroX

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Boys... Men... Males... Guys...

We need to all avoid those Hershey candy bars!

Why?

It's a sweet edible product made only for women. Yep, you heard me... ONLY for women!

Don't believe me?

Check this out...

Hershey

HER - SHE - y

Yep, it's a product specifically created for HER for only SHE can feel better from eating it. If a woman is pissed off, a Hershey bar will make her feel better. If she is suffering from PMS, a Hershey bar will make her feel better. If there's a gift that a woman is expecting from a man, it's a Hershey bar.

Yep! It's a woman's product!

I propose that the Hershey bar be moved to the "feminine products" section in all local businesses!
 
ummmmmm, not me!
LOL
he damn well better give me something besides a hershey bar! :whistle:
LMAO~!
 
Ha Ha, That is a good one... Well Hershey's is all good since I can eat it front of my mother and still get the satisfaction. It goes right to my mouth and down to my hips :naughty: Heh Heh
 
Jolie_77 said:
Ha Ha, That is a good one... Well Hershey's is all good since I can eat it front of my mother and still get the satisfaction. It goes right to my mouth and down to my hips :naughty: Heh Heh
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Make turn ur man on??? :naughty:

Very funni joke ! Good one Vamp
 
Nitpicking on your joke. . .

VamPyroX, with all due respect and with my tongue in cheek, for three reasons, soon to be stated as follows, I cannot accept your proposal about Hershey's candy bars being reserved exclusively as a woman's product.

1. Deconstructing 'Hershey' into alleged morpheme, with the exception of 'y', will not work. 'Her' and 'she' are not morphemes. They are pronouns and they operate in sentences by replacing noun phrases. Pronouns belong to a certain type of category that is not open to modifications, unlike nouns and verbs (for examples, 'insane' --> 'insanity' and 'sign' --> 'signing'.) Nor can they function as morphemes. When have you stumbled across an English word that has the affixes 'she' and 'her'? Therefore, 'hershey' is not an affixed word and cannot be interpreted to be a feminine product through the isolation of morphemes.

2. Snacking on sweet foods like Hershey's candy bars may alleviate the symptoms of PMS for us who have the misfortunate to suffer from them, but they will not necessarily curb the pain entirely. Why? A sugar rush will result your blood level to skyrocket... and then it comes crashing, which only leads you right back to square one: Hunger. This applies to other situations as well. Eating to make ourselves feel better when we're unhappy, stressed or angry, will not solve the problem. It can ultimately lead to unwanted weight gain, not to mention, increased cholesterol levels, higher blood pressure and the discontentment affiliated with body changes. By promoting Hershey products as a remedy for PMS and as mood management, you are not exactly helping us out. Unless that was your actual intention. Bad, VamPyroX, bad!

3. You are going to ruin Hershey's business if you relegate the candies to the feminine products section. Women are not the only Hershey consumers, but men and children as well. What's the most effective way to sell them? Right front of their faces at the check-out counter!

There you go. I hope you have enjoyed my nitpicking as much as I have enjoyed your joke. :D
 
me_punctured said:
1. Deconstructing 'Hershey' into alleged morpheme, with the exception of 'y', will not work. 'Her' and 'she' are not morphemes. They are pronouns and they operate in sentences by replacing noun phrases. Pronouns belong to a certain type of category that is not open to modifications, unlike nouns and verbs (for examples, 'insane' --> 'insanity' and 'sign' --> 'signing'.) Nor can they function as morphemes. When have you stumbled across an English word that has the affixes 'she' and 'her'? Therefore, 'hershey' is not an affixed word and cannot be interpreted to be a feminine product through the isolation of morphemes.
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Technically, "her" and "she" cannot be used in proper grammar usage. However, it can be used for advertising purposes. I also forgot to add... "Y". After all, women are always asking "Y" (why) to everything a man does. ;)
me_punctured said:
2. Snacking on sweet foods like Hershey's candy bars may alleviate the symptoms of PMS for us who have the misfortunate to suffer from them, but they will not necessarily curb the pain entirely. Why? A sugar rush will result your blood level to skyrocket... and then it comes crashing, which only leads you right back to square one: Hunger. This applies to other situations as well. Eating to make ourselves feel better when we're unhappy, stressed or angry, will not solve the problem. It can ultimately lead to unwanted weight gain, not to mention, increased cholesterol levels, higher blood pressure and the discontentment affiliated with body changes. By promoting Hershey products as a remedy for PMS and as mood management, you are not exactly helping us out. Unless that was your actual intention. Bad, VamPyroX, bad!
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With women, nothing matters. A woman is fat and blames you for not making her feel better. You give her Hershey bars to make her feel better and she loves you for it. Later, she gets mad at you anyway. Hershey bars are like an addiction. It's bad for them, but they don't care. ;)
me_punctured said:
3. You are going to ruin Hershey's business if you relegate the candies to the feminine products section. Women are not the only Hershey consumers, but men and children as well. What's the most effective way to sell them? Right front of their faces at the check-out counter!
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Hershey can always rename themselves to gain better attention among others. At this moment, Hershey bars aren't the "cure" to any male problems. If they can create a Hershey bar that gives men hard-ons like Viagra... they can rename some of them as Himhey bars since they make men feel better. ;) Oh, I forgot about the kids. There's always Kidy bars. ;)
 
VamPyroX said:
Technically, "her" and "she" cannot be used in proper grammar usage. However, it can be used for advertising purposes. I also forgot to add... "Y". After all, women are always asking "Y" (why) to everything a man does. ;)With women, nothing matters. A woman is fat and blames you for not making her feel better. You give her Hershey bars to make her feel better and she loves you for it. Later, she gets mad at you anyway. Hershey bars are like an addiction. It's bad for them, but they don't care. ;)Hershey can always rename themselves to gain better attention among others. At this moment, Hershey bars aren't the "cure" to any male problems. If they can create a Hershey bar that gives men hard-ons like Viagra... they can rename some of them as Himhey bars since they make men feel better. ;) Oh, I forgot about the kids. There's always Kidy bars. ;)
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HMMMM!!!!:hmm: OK- YOU! ME! hershey chocolate world NOW! :D Too bad you didn't come with me to hershey,PA recently last month. There was a "huge" bar for 20 bucks bigger then your notebook! pretty cool huh ?
 
Nothing more intimidating than a woman going through the checkout line with some chocolate and a box of tampons.
 
yizuman said:
Nothing more intimidating than a woman going through the checkout line with some chocolate and a box of tampons.
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Better not accidently bump into her! :giggle:
 
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