Difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southerners ?

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How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans, and Southerners?

Answer - Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street
with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with
a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock 40, and
you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done
anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built
into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send to society
and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with
just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or
would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and
weed day and make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this
with some friends for a few days and
try to come to a consensus.
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Republican Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips??
 
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I am a Democrat and I don't talk that way. So, I would say not true for the democrats.
 
Y said:
How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans, and Southerners?

Answer - Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street
with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with
a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock 40, and
you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
---------------

Democrat Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done
anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built
into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send to society
and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with
just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or
would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and
weed day and make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this
with some friends for a few days and
try to come to a consensus.
-----

Republican Answer:
BANG!
-----

Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips??
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It fits southern and prehap some republican. When my mother told me story about a man being murdered by a conservative Christian for stealing his chicken then their pastor praised him for killing a thief. Those people made me sick.

What they say about democrats? what about those democrats soldiers in Iraq and they proabably did done some killing.
Just another attack from republicans and southern people who dislike people who are democrats.
 
Democrats= Raise taxes, Upgrade spending on welfare,Socal Security,Teachers Unions,Lie under oath,Blame the other guy plus they dont care what you think its what they think.
Republicans=Cut taxes,Reduce spending unless its an emergency,Dont lie under oath,Take reponsibility for their actions and listen to the people.
 
jazzy said:
It fits southern and prehap some republican. When my mother told me story about a man being murdered by a conservative Christian for stealing his chicken then their pastor praised him for killing a thief. Those people made me sick.
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He and the pastor must be not christian. It is too hard to tell that they were christian.
 
ravensteve1961 said:
Democrats= Raise taxes, Upgrade spending on welfare,Socal Security,Teachers Unions,Lie under oath,Blame the other guy plus they dont care what you think its what they think.
Republicans=Cut taxes,Reduce spending unless its an emergency,Dont lie under oath,Take reponsibility for their actions and listen to the people.
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Steve, let me ask you one question here. Where does Bush get 80 billion dollars more for Iraq?
 
Crazymanw00t said:
He and the pastor must be not christian. It is too hard to tell that they were christian.
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They believed they did it right thing and they were from southern baptist church where my mother attended when she was young. Remember they lived in very strict and narrowed minded back then than it is today.
 
jazzy said:
Steve, let me ask you one question here. Where does Bush get 80 billion dollars more for Iraq?
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Jesus Christ,,,Dont you read? Bush got 80 billion dollars for spending CAUSE IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!! Plus were at war! Democrats would waste your tax dollars because teachers need more money,,OR a welfare mother can hardly feed her kids. I say GET A GOD DAMN JOB!! Then you can feed your kids..Or get a differant job!! You dont need to be teacher.
 
ravensteve1961 said:
Jesus Christ,,,Dont you read? Bush got 80 billion dollars for spending CAUSE IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!! Plus were at war! Democrats would waste your tax dollars because teachers need more money,,OR a welfare mother can hardly feed her kids. I say GET A GOD DAMN JOB!! Then you can feed your kids..Or get a differant job!! You dont need to be teacher.
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Um... you never answered jazzy's question. She said... WHERE?

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ravensteve1961 said:
Jesus Christ,,,Dont you read? Bush got 80 billion dollars for spending CAUSE IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!! Plus were at war! Democrats would waste your tax dollars because teachers need more money,,OR a welfare mother can hardly feed her kids. I say GET A GOD DAMN JOB!! Then you can feed your kids..Or get a differant job!! You dont need to be teacher.
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:confused: How is that emergency? The war is not an emergency we has no reason to invade that country in the first place.

I do not see that Democrats wasted tax dollars on teachers, welfare, or feed the kids you list above, How is that wasted? I think that shows Democrats true colors of being a caring one. If you think Republicans do not support those, then you might be the only one who doesn't support those, Because I have some of Republicans friends and they do not talk like the way you do, And they are not selfish either.
 
ravensteve1961 said:
Democrats= Raise taxes, Upgrade spending on welfare,Socal Security,Teachers Unions,Lie under oath,Blame the other guy plus they dont care what you think its what they think.
Republicans=Cut taxes,Reduce spending unless its an emergency,Dont lie under oath,Take reponsibility for their actions and listen to the people.
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^ :laugh2: :laugh2: What a bunch of lies.
 
Democrat, Republican, or Southener?
What would each one do?
 

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Cheri said:
:confused: How is that emergency? The war is not an emergency we has no reason to invade that country in the first place.

I do not see that Democrats wasted tax dollars on teachers, welfare, or feed the kids you list above, How is that wasted? I think that shows Democrats true colors of being a caring one. If you think Republicans do not support those, then you might be the only one who doesn't support those, Because I have some of Republicans friends and they do not talk like the way you do, And they are not selfish either.
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Cheri you dont remember this dont you?
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This is the reason why were at war.
 
ravensteve1961 said:
Cheri you dont remember this dont you?
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This is the reason why were at war.
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You still don't answer her question.

9/11 is an lame excuse by republicans/conservatives to 'defend' their lame reasons for war, suppress rights, lies about WMD, etc etc... Give us something new excuse to entertain 80% of world, will you?

And answer jazzy's question too. Her question: WHERE?
 
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats
 
Magatsu said:
You still don't answer her question.

9/11 is an lame excuse by republicans/conservatives to 'defend' their lame reasons for war, suppress rights, lies about WMD, etc etc... Give us something new excuse to entertain 80% of world, will you?

And answer jazzy's question too. Her question: WHERE?
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I don't want him to answer my question back, because I know I am going to get a false answer respond back from him, Which I was correct on that. I put him on ignored.
 
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