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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..." she said.
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the
morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked
down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see." the doctor replied.
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the
bowl." she said with a tone that's filled with confusion.
"Uh-huh" doctor replied with one eyebrow raised above.
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning
there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she
implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There,
there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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(Ready for this?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late..... delete now if you are not really good at handling the truth!)
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"You're simply going through the change." (DON'T WE ALL?!?)
gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..." she said.
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the
morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked
down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see." the doctor replied.
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the
bowl." she said with a tone that's filled with confusion.
"Uh-huh" doctor replied with one eyebrow raised above.
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning
there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she
implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There,
there, it's nothing to be scared about."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Ready for this?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(I'm warning you.....)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Still not too late..... delete now if you are not really good at handling the truth!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You're simply going through the change." (DON'T WE ALL?!?)
:P