A man named John is watching Al Gore make a speech on TV and John is getting very frusterated.
John- STOP MAKING FUN OF AL GORE!
His friend Bret came in and asked him what was wrong.
John- Al Gore is trying to make a speech, and that man behind him is mocking him and moving his hands all around. Now I'm not very political, but that is just rude.
Bret- You stupid fool. He is not making fun of Al Gore, he is doing that for the deaf people.
John- Oh....What do deaf people have against Al Gore?
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A man went into a bar after work one day, and after a beer or two he noticed a deaf man passed out in the corner. After an hour or so, the fellow was still very drunk and incoherent, so, being a nice guy, the first man decided to take him home. He looked up the drunk's address in his wallet, then started struggling to get the man out to his car. Dragging, heaving, and finally carrying the deaf man, he finally reached his car.
Then the process had to be repeated in front of the drunk's house. At last the nice guy got the deaf man up to the door and rang the bell, which was prompytly answered by a pleasant-looking woman. "Oh thanks you so much for bring my son home!" she said. "But where's his wheelchair?"
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Three Little Deaf Pigs
The first pig built a house of straw.
The wolf came.
He yelled for the pig to come out.
The pig could not hear him.
The wolf blew down the house and ate the pig.
The second pig built a house of sticks.
The wolf came.
He yelled for the pig to come out.
The pig could not hear him.
He thought it was a tornado.
The wolf blew down the house and ate the pig.
The third pig built a brick house-with flashing lights and all the necessary deaf devices.
The wolf ran the bell and the lights flashed.
They called the zoo, using the TTY Relay Service.
A zoo keeper came and put the wolf in a sign language class.
The wolf learned to communicate and became friends with the pigs.
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Boy: Did you know the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That's unfortunate.
Boy: What did you say?
John- STOP MAKING FUN OF AL GORE!
His friend Bret came in and asked him what was wrong.
John- Al Gore is trying to make a speech, and that man behind him is mocking him and moving his hands all around. Now I'm not very political, but that is just rude.
Bret- You stupid fool. He is not making fun of Al Gore, he is doing that for the deaf people.
John- Oh....What do deaf people have against Al Gore?
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A man went into a bar after work one day, and after a beer or two he noticed a deaf man passed out in the corner. After an hour or so, the fellow was still very drunk and incoherent, so, being a nice guy, the first man decided to take him home. He looked up the drunk's address in his wallet, then started struggling to get the man out to his car. Dragging, heaving, and finally carrying the deaf man, he finally reached his car.
Then the process had to be repeated in front of the drunk's house. At last the nice guy got the deaf man up to the door and rang the bell, which was prompytly answered by a pleasant-looking woman. "Oh thanks you so much for bring my son home!" she said. "But where's his wheelchair?"
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Three Little Deaf Pigs
The first pig built a house of straw.
The wolf came.
He yelled for the pig to come out.
The pig could not hear him.
The wolf blew down the house and ate the pig.
The second pig built a house of sticks.
The wolf came.
He yelled for the pig to come out.
The pig could not hear him.
He thought it was a tornado.
The wolf blew down the house and ate the pig.
The third pig built a brick house-with flashing lights and all the necessary deaf devices.
The wolf ran the bell and the lights flashed.
They called the zoo, using the TTY Relay Service.
A zoo keeper came and put the wolf in a sign language class.
The wolf learned to communicate and became friends with the pigs.
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Boy: Did you know the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That's unfortunate.
Boy: What did you say?
Not bad. 
Thanks for sharing. 
