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One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit.

However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not
speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!"

So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind hercar. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it.

A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck."
 
That has to suck being embarrassed LOL! but i have had that happen to me before :-X
 
Oh yea..it did happen to me...

Some fool from my public school wired those wires together...while I was in classes..then when I started the truck...everyone looked at me and was watching me when I was driving out of the parking lot..I didn't realize it until I was in town when everyone was waving at me and telling me to cut it. I had no idea what it was..so I thought it was a motor problem so I pulled over..and went around looking under the hood...until a police officer walked up to me and told me to turn "it" off. I turned off the truck..then he walked away...I doubt he knew that I was actually deaf....but when I got back into the truck and started to drive the opposite way...in my rearview mirror..I noticed that the cop car made a U turn then turned on its siren lights and pulled me over...

He was going to give me a ticket until I explained that I was deaf and I had to check around the steering wheel and found those two wires wrapped together. He almost didn't buy my deafness story until I showed him my CI card.

Yea, about that fool..that's when I jacked his tires after what he did to my horn.
 
LOL...My friend Paul got pulled over before cuz his muffler broke. He thought there was a problem cuz he felt the vibrations. Cops only gave him a fix it ticket to get it fixed.
 
Originally posted by prostock19
LOL...My friend Paul got pulled over before cuz his muffler broke. He thought there was a problem cuz he felt the vibrations. Cops only gave him a fix it ticket to get it fixed.
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LOL...someone cut their muffler in half and I always hate it because when it drives by me...I look up looking for F-15 planes.
 
:laugh2: I've heard that before! I've heard another version:

A deaf man is driving home and while driving down the street, he sees people waving at him. "Wow," he thought, "they like me!" He continues to drive and wave at people as they wave at him. He arrives home and sees his wife waving at him too. "Hey, you're not gonna believe this! Everyone on the street likes me! They all waved at me!" the guy says. The wife replies, "Honey, your damn horn is stuck!"
 
Originally posted by SilenceGold
Oh yea..it did happen to me...

Some fool from my public school wired those wires together...while I was in classes..then when I started the truck...everyone looked at me and was watching me when I was driving out of the parking lot..I didn't realize it until I was in town when everyone was waving at me and telling me to cut it. I had no idea what it was..so I thought it was a motor problem so I pulled over..and went around looking under the hood...until a police officer walked up to me and told me to turn "it" off. I turned off the truck..then he walked away...I doubt he knew that I was actually deaf....but when I got back into the truck and started to drive the opposite way...in my rearview mirror..I noticed that the cop car made a U turn then turned on its siren lights and pulled me over...

He was going to give me a ticket until I explained that I was deaf and I had to check around the steering wheel and found those two wires wrapped together. He almost didn't buy my deafness story until I showed him my CI card.

Yea, about that fool..that's when I jacked his tires after what he did to my horn.
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DAYUM that was a MEAN trick to do that!!!!!! GOOD he DESERVED THAT !
 
Originally posted by VamPyroX
:laugh2: I've heard that before! I've heard another version:

A deaf man is driving home and while driving down the street, he sees people waving at him. "Wow," he thought, "they like me!" He continues to drive and wave at people as they wave at him. He arrives home and sees his wife waving at him too. "Hey, you're not gonna believe this! Everyone on the street likes me! They all waved at me!" the guy says. The wife replies, "Honey, your damn horn is stuck!"
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HAHAHHA LMAO!!! :rofl:
 
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