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Freaky
Guest
Two cowboys from Calgary walk
into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
from their throats. They stand at the
bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.
Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.
The woman shakes her head "No"
Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there
Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
Hawwt damn!! *feigning a coughing spell in hopes for that!!*
into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
from their throats. They stand at the
bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.
Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.
The woman shakes her head "No"
Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there
Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
Hawwt damn!! *feigning a coughing spell in hopes for that!!*
Cute! Har har har! I love those mispoken jokes!
