Clergyman has surgery to remove potato from rear

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A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story."

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation
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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum | Metro.co.uk
 
I...... never mind. :io:
 
Thats just sick AND wrong. Not the religious topic we were all hoping for :lol:
 
this reminds me of this comic strip....

chickenporn2.jpg


Hear Again - it's a comic strip called Savage Chickens. There are 3 boxes.
1st - The chicken (main character) is at blockbuster, looking around for a dvd. He just saw his friend (a box) coming out of ADULT section. His friend was shocked to see him.
2nd - The box looks embarrassed, saying "um... I dropped a contact lens and.... well...."
3rd - Chicken - "and it rolled into the porn section?" and the box exclaimed - EXACTLY!!
 
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Ugh that's disgusting. :ugh:

Hope it taught him a lesson to wear pants next time.
 
people having been going to hospitals to get objects removed from their butts for years.

the whole doing something while naked and falling on it has been the excuse... :rofl:


people have had bowling oins, flash lights, soda bottles and the infamous gerbils stuck in there butts and had to go to the ER to get it out...
 
Don't forget the little car in a condom prank. Hubby loves his J@ck@ss and unfortunately I have to watch it along with him. :ugh:
 
The part where he was in a motel room with 6 + guys watching him ramming it up or the part where the bewildered nurse and the poor old doctor had to listen to his drunk in a college room story?

Hubby has everything with J@ck@ass so I can be prepared not to eat. What a great weight loss program! :giggle:
 
OH gawd, my brother is very much into Jackass. While I think it is funny, I however will not try to eat meal when I am about to watch it........
 
falling on the potato and it went up his azz while hanging up curtain being naked seems farfetched story cover up, don't u think?
 
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