Never forget one Thanksgiving, my family came for dinner. One of my grandsons, age 2....went up the stairs and came down with my.....douche bag!
I was busy cooking and all...my son came over and said..."Mom, is this urs"?..I almost fainted!
Then at Xmas, I got him a rod & reel, his first one....I lived on the water, and the dock was right outside my patio. He asked me if he could go fishing, and I took him out there. He promptly threw the rod & reel into the river! No pixs of this, tho!