Biology Exam

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Biology Exam


This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'.
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.


And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:



7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

 

[ChicagoBlue2]

Oh, man. You got me with that one. Had to set aside my phone cause it got me laughing good.

 

[whatdidyousay!]

That remind of woman that was nursing her baby at b/f sister house. The sister had a pet rat that was running around lose while the mother was nursing and all of a sudden she let a bloody scream out ! The rat got on the couch and was licking her other breast . The rat when flying across the room and it lived to tell the story.




to your story , the student was right on all his answers