BabyPhat21
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> > This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2
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> > "Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately.
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> > The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and va luables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout th e bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl o f vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered
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> > Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
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> > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
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> > The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and va luables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout th e bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl o f vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered
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> > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
oh my god those dumb robbery thought it was a money bank.. not a sperm bank... they ougt to know what's the flavor os like... 
Now that really 2 idiots now going to feel queasy the next morning! 
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