Scene 37
As our play continues...................
Katzie is frantically trying to call everyone on the tty she knows to find out who was at the local bar for free love night 8 months ago.
Freaky: "Hello this is Freaky"
Katzie: "Hey girl it's Katzie."
Freaky: "Good to hear form you, when's the baby due?"
Katzie: "4 weeks, but the reason I called was to ask you if you remember who went to free love night at the bar 8 months ago?"
Freaky: "Oh wow what a night that was, all I remember was waking up in the trash bin out back and all I was wearing was a pair of boxer shorts that said "Spank the monkey" on it. Sorry but that's all I remember."
Katzie: "Damn, ok, talk to you later."
Katzie makes another phone call.
Liza: "Hello, Madam Liza gypsy for hire."
Katzie: "Hey Liza."
Liza: "Hi Katzie, pick out any baby names yet?"
Katzie: "Hey I got something else I need to talk about. Do you remember who went to free love night at the bar 8 months ago?"
Liza: "hmmmm that was one hell of a night, I don't remember much."
Katzie: "Just tell me what you do remember!"
Liza: "I remember waking up next to some guy who had more hair on his back than all my cats put together. I remember you doing a seductive dance around the hockey team the bar sponsors while talking off some of your clothes and yelling "Come and get it". And I remember ummm aaaaa ummm well I guess that's all I remember."
Katzie: Oh geezzz, ok thanks for your time I've got to make some more phone calls."
Katzie makes her next call.........
PiercedPixie: "Hello?"
Katzie: Hey PiercedPixie got a quick question, were you working at that old bar 8 months ago when they had "Free love" night?"
PiercedPixie: "Oh yeah, that was the night I got fired!"
Katzie: "Fired?? I know your working at a new bar but I didn't know you got fired from the old one? What happen?"
PiercedPixie: "I was working on my new drink {The Colon Cleaner} trying to perfect it. Before I found the final ingredient {pigon droppings} I tried many different things. That night I tried magic mushrooms and everyone that drank it remembers nothing or next to nothing from that night including my boss who has no idea how he wound up taking a stripper home to meet his wife.
to be continued...............................