A guy saw the newspaper article saying, "Zoo Hiring $55K a year no require college degree." He applied a job position at the city zoo. The ad mentioned the salary but not what he would be doing. Come to find out that the zoo's moose had unexpectedly passed away. The zoo had just spent millions on promotions which focused on the moose and now they needed a moose. The guy really needed the job and the money was good so he accepted.
Everday he would put on the moose suit, hang out in his cage and be the adorable big nose moose. After a while he started enjoying himself. He would scare little kids, roar at the crowds, and eat peanuts and fruits and stuffs.
As time wore on he become the main attraction at the zoo. He would dance and sing the song, the people loved him.
One particulary busy Saturday he was singing and jumping around and accidentally over his fence and lands in the lions cage. The lion slowly opens his eyes and sees the moose. The lion begins to stalk. The lion, now drooling and wide awake, slowly approaches the moose who is backed up against the fence. The lion is ready to jump, then the moose started yelling, "Help! Help! I am not a moose. I am a MAN ! help, help !! Then, the lion said, "shut up stupid, or we will both get fired! " The lion is also wearing a lion suit.
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I've seen this before in an Archie comic book! Archie got a job at a zoo by dressing up as a gorilla. Suddely, he tripped and his head got stuck in the neighboring lion cage. The lion approached him and Archie screamed, "Help!" The lion replied, "Shut up! You'll get us fired!" It was Reggie in the lion outfit! 
I never will apply to a zoo