Teekie
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at this noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals unstil the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, " What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
The driver starts getting mad at this noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals unstil the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, " What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
Cute...but what a smart alecky kid! :P