rockin'robin
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Apr 22, 2007
- Messages
- 24,431
- Reaction score
- 549
All my life I've heard women say
"He just doesn't understand me"
Well guess what women --
It works both ways:
Here is a simple explanation of men!
Because I'm a man,
when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win!
Because I'm a man,
when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start."
We will then drink a couple of beers and form a holy communion.
Because I'm a man,
when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me, while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
Because I'm a man,
I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.
Because I'm a man,
there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, food, or sports. In that 0rder! I have to make up something else when you ask, so just don't ask.
Because I'm a man,
you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't... And if you are feeling amorous afterwards ... Then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to other men.
Because I'm a man,
I think what you're wearing is fine.I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. It does not make your butt look too big. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man,
and this is, after all, the new year, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.
This has been a public service message for women
to help them better understand men. Now don't make me have to tell you again!
"He just doesn't understand me"
Well guess what women --
It works both ways:
Here is a simple explanation of men!
Because I'm a man,
when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win!
Because I'm a man,
when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start."
We will then drink a couple of beers and form a holy communion.
Because I'm a man,
when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me, while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
Because I'm a man,
I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.
Because I'm a man,
there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, food, or sports. In that 0rder! I have to make up something else when you ask, so just don't ask.
Because I'm a man,
you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't... And if you are feeling amorous afterwards ... Then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to other men.
Because I'm a man,
I think what you're wearing is fine.I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. It does not make your butt look too big. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man,
and this is, after all, the new year, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.
This has been a public service message for women
to help them better understand men. Now don't make me have to tell you again!
