Amish Plane
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Freaky Cat, I seriously love your sense of humor! You rocks!
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Freaky Cat, I seriously love your sense of humor! You rocks!
heheh i love those funny pics and funny jokes..if it does made my day brighter..then i do share that with friends and aders of course :P heh..
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good one.
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haha... Good one !
Hehehe!! Listen to this one...
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father, never having seen an elevator responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the two moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son... "Quick - Go get your mother".
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father, never having seen an elevator responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the two moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son... "Quick - Go get your mother".
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LMAO!!!!!!! I heard that joke before but still funny as hell!
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This hilarious joke that I got it when I attended Western Oregon University...
At Amish country...
Mayor of Amish country call for town meeting...
Around 300 people attended to the meeting...
A special guest speaker came up on the stage and asked the audience...
Anyone believe in ghost?
(almost all audience raised the hands)
Anyone saw the ghost before?
(Half of the audience raised the hands)
Anyone talk to the ghost before?
(Few audience raised the hands)
Anyone touch a ghost before?
(Fewer audience raised that hands)
Anyone had sex intercourse with the ghost before?
(Way back to the audience raised his hand)
Guest speaker asked old man please come on the stage.
The old man arrived on the stage.
The guest speaker asked him can he please share his sexual intercourse experience with the ghost with us?
The old man said SHIT! I thought you said goat!
At Amish country...
Mayor of Amish country call for town meeting...
Around 300 people attended to the meeting...
A special guest speaker came up on the stage and asked the audience...
Anyone believe in ghost?
(almost all audience raised the hands)
Anyone saw the ghost before?
(Half of the audience raised the hands)
Anyone talk to the ghost before?
(Few audience raised the hands)
Anyone touch a ghost before?
(Fewer audience raised that hands)
Anyone had sex intercourse with the ghost before?
(Way back to the audience raised his hand)
Guest speaker asked old man please come on the stage.
The old man arrived on the stage.
The guest speaker asked him can he please share his sexual intercourse experience with the ghost with us?
The old man said SHIT! I thought you said goat!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!