You're not the only one. My Shiba Inu would tell the vet before every glaucoma exam: "idontlokehtat." Vet would just chuckle and go "I know, but it need to be done." The dog would huff then let out a "okeeay."
Ah, the wonder of owning an independent spitz-- they may not be biddable and obident, but they can sure manipulate their voice quite well to sound like a small child. Thank God, the vet is used to being around huskies and malamutes;or like the other vets, they would think they're hearing things.