I wish I could invent technology to lock out my parents until they learn to start wearing seatbelts. I fear, at their advanced age, that if they were to get into a collision somewhere, it would not bode well for either one of them, which is why I wish they'd actually wear them seatbelts, but since I already do, I'm okay, but my parents? They have a "need for speed", and if they hit someone at 50 MPH on a country road, it's not gonna end well.
