Aging

Peachy Lady

Peachy Lady

New Member
Joined
May 22, 2003
Messages
2,174
Reaction score
1
A woman walking down a residential street noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

She called out to him as she passed, "Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey every month, eat nothing but fast food, and never excercise."

"Wow!" the woman was amazed. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he replied.
 
Peachy Lady said:
A woman walking down a residential street noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

She called out to him as she passed, "Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey every month, eat nothing but fast food, and never excercise."

"Wow!" the woman was amazed. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he replied.
Click to expand...

:lol: Well, that shows the evidence of abuse of substances that are man made can age a person rapidly like that man in the story.
 
:| I aint aging.... *got some white and blond hair* ....damn ya :squint:
 
Wolfboy said:
:| I aint aging.... *got some white and blond hair* ....damn ya :squint:
Click to expand...
I felt ya dude. Got white hair up on top of my head in circle since I was 12 years old! Rest stayed brown until I hit 32, "aged hair" is starting to show.
 
Back
Top