Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2!

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Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad didn't buy you a PlayStation 2 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they didn't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 2!

We here at Landover Baptist Church work full-time as servants of Jesus Christ, and He's told us about you and your predicament. He's also given us special instructions on how He wants us to deliver a new PlayStation 2 to your house. It's as easy as 1-2-3! Understand, Jesus cares WAY more about you than your parents EVER will! They will never love you as much as Jesus loves you! Always remember that. If you hate your parents because they didn't get you a PlayStation 2 for Christmas, He completely understands! He is totally down with that! In fact, lucky for you, in order to follow Him, you are actually required to hate your parents!

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)

Pretty cool, huh? So, if you hate your parents, you are already halfway to becoming a True Christian™! Congratulations!

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Accept Jesus Christ and Get a Free Playstation 2

Bribery ?? Blasphemous!!!
 
This is a bit... offend.

I know Jesus would never force kids to believe into him by getting a cheapy PS2 for free.
 
That is absurd. And misusing that scriptures and Jesus would never teach us that. No gimmick, no bribery, no if's. But all He wants is Y-O-U. There is far beyond to have Heaven which is eternal than PS2 which is temp. That is totally uncall for doing such. That will mislead many for doing that.
 
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I hear some similiar story but the story used pizza instead and it was in some foreign country.
 
It's not required to accept jesus in your heart as long you still believe in god and do the right thing.

PS2 is old news. I am not going to pretend accepting jesus for this because that would be dishonest of me to do so. Jesus is just a doctor while people doesn't have any educations and believe everything soo easy. Jesus just know doctoring people to heal them and people thought he is god's son. That's what I believe. Jesus is just human beings as us. All we have to do is do right things and God will priase you for that.
 
HELLO! The whole story is fake. It's a spoof website. :roll:
 
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