rockin'robin
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went to see a doctor about his private parts. The doctor told him he had contracted Mongolian syphilis and would need and operation to amputate one-half of his organ at a cost of $5,000.
He went to another doctor for a second opinion. The second doctor told him that the diagnosis was correct, but that the disease was further advanced than what the first doctor had determined. He needed an operation to have his whole organ removed at a cost of $10,000.
With no money for an operation, he decided to go to China Town and seek the advice of an old Chinese doctor he had heard about. He told the Chinese doctor what the other two doctors had told him, and after his own examination, the old doctor said...
“Amelican doctas alla time opelate, opelate, opelate. Alla time money, money, money. You no need opelation. You waitee two weeks, it fallee off.”
He went to another doctor for a second opinion. The second doctor told him that the diagnosis was correct, but that the disease was further advanced than what the first doctor had determined. He needed an operation to have his whole organ removed at a cost of $10,000.
With no money for an operation, he decided to go to China Town and seek the advice of an old Chinese doctor he had heard about. He told the Chinese doctor what the other two doctors had told him, and after his own examination, the old doctor said...
“Amelican doctas alla time opelate, opelate, opelate. Alla time money, money, money. You no need opelation. You waitee two weeks, it fallee off.”
