You're the one spinning a game, mister. Nobody said "run down to the street corner and pick up a companion", though even if they had you can just take a short trip up to Toronto where it's not illegal in any manner.
Just admit you were wrong and move on. You're not gonna be intimidating anyone into being banned by lying, and it makes you look both foolish and intentionally dishonest by trying.
Ah, such misogyny. If I were you, I wouldn't take jillio's advice, actually. You'll likely end up hurting someone.
