But the question on everyone's* mind still is... did you hook up with her on your first date? :P
Or until all signators agree that the contract is no longer in force. Of course, this is merely talking about marriages, and there's an entire branch of the law created specifically for handling breaches of marriage contracts (divorce law). So that aspect actually is a part of the legal world, and doesn't especially need any new advice. People are always gonna be people, after all.
Ahahahahahaha...
*ahem*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Seriously? The #1 largest consequence to "irresponsible sex" is "having babies". It costs the most (both to the parents and the public). And guess what? Getting married doesn't change that in any way! If I get my girlfriend pregnant and she has a child... that would be no different whatsoever than if I first went down to the courthouse and got a piece of paper saying that we're legally bound together. Because that paper isn't magic. It doesn't do anything. And it sure as hell doesn't magically give me money for raising a child properly.
How's that irresponsible? People who have more casual sex are less stressed and generally happier with life in general than those who don't.
But that's okay, don't let those cold, hard facts penetrate your warm fuzzy blanket of prudish misconceptions.
Oh, pleeeeease tell me s/he says yes. Please please please. (I doubt he will, but still). That would make everything else so much more amusing.
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*Okay, so maybe not anyone's. Whatever.
