A Little joke someone sent me

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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she

used to and he thought

she might need a hearing aid.



Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family

Doctor to

discuss the

problem.



The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the

husband could

perform

to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.



Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand

about 40 feet away

from her, and in a normal conversational



speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30

feet, then 20

feet, and

so on until you get a response."



That evening, the wife is in the kitchen coo king dinner,

and he was in the

den. He stood about 40 feet away,

and in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for

dinner?"



No response.



So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet

from his wife and

repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"



Still no response.



Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20

feet from his

wife

and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"



Again he gets no response.



So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.

"Honey,

what's for dinner?" He hears nothing.



So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's

for dinner?"



(I just love this)



"Ralph, for the fifth F - ing time, CHICKEN!"
 
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