PePe LePew
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A Dog Named SexEverybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, "I've had sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said "You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said "Looks, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. " But you don't understand, I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on Tv." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, " Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." the judge said, " The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then, I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, " What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning ? " I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.
Morty Storm
unfortunately someone else posted about the dog name "sex" 
