CatoCooper13
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> Three men - one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting
> naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The America
> pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
> questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under
> the skin of my arm."
>
> A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to
> his ear and began talking. When he finished he explained, "That was my
> mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
>
> The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
> he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
> and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper
> hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at
> him. The Irishman finally said --- "Well, will you look at that, I'm
> getting a fax."
> naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The America
> pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
> questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under
> the skin of my arm."
>
> A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to
> his ear and began talking. When he finished he explained, "That was my
> mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
>
> The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
> he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
> and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper
> hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at
> him. The Irishman finally said --- "Well, will you look at that, I'm
> getting a fax."
