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Sex...with a hot deaf lady dressed in tight shiny latex, corset stockings knee high boots with killer heels and cuffs ready....sigh...only a thought unfortunately.

Let Me In. Loved it and recommended.

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LOL! Yep, the thought did cross my mind I have to admit...I thought I had been banned because I couldn't get on here lol. it was an awesome thread and its gone :(

I always thought how it would be cool to have the ability to go back in time, but actually...it sucks. I just gained the ability to bug people via PM yesterday and now its been taken away from me cruelly....(start playing your violins at this point)

Birdworld is in Farnham but it's still very close, the town of aldershot is all that is between farnborough and farnham mate so you're on the right track.

lol I'm liking the.suggestions, the hulkamania one is comical. I did see on YouTube once that a student had rigged up a powerful piston to his bed that when the timer triggered, it literally throws him towards the ceiling haha, I will see if I can find the link for your amusement.

I'm near farnborough mate

lol why didn't I think of that, tonight she can sleep on the sofa.

hello mate, is that hampshire in england?

Thanks for sharing your own sexual fetish with us but genital torture really isn't my scene, the title of my post 'electric shock alarm clock' was to poke a bit of fun at the problem I'm having. If I had wanted to know that you were into wiring your balls up to your toaster so you can end up...

I'm wondering if there are other options for alarm clocks? I have to get up a lot earlier than the rest of my household for work and this is one thing I just don't know what to try next. The loudest noises don't wake me up but wake everyone else when I'm asleep, flashing lights don't do anything...

wow, quite a few then. feeling pretty dumb now though as don't know who loads of them are! I shall sit in the corner with the silly hat on. I do know the guy who played the Hulk though! didn't see that one coming!

lol ok fair enough, maybe it was a stupid thread to.start. Any Mods want to delete it?

just been thinking, don't ask me why because I don't know lol, this is just me being typically random. but how many famous people past or present can you name who were either deaf or hard of hearing during their fame? I can onlythink of one, Beethoven I think was hard of hearing that's why his...

A massive thankyou to you all! Let's just hope I blend in ok lol.

I'm in Grounds Maintenance, so loads ofnoisy hedge cutters, lawn mowers, chain saws etc etc going off around me all day. not exactly great for protecting what hearing I have left but its a job I'm good at and doesn't require me having to talk to customers or anything. all the way through school...

What does OldYeller mean? Lol... Sorry I'm English. Does it mean mental or something? Anyway my other post was meant to be kind of a joke saying basically my Mrs is a dangerous bitch and I have a dog too. Bad I know but it's typical me, you'll get used to seeing my stupidity on the forums now...

I watched The Hurt Locker tonight, was pretty good although I'm not sure it was worth the awards it got?

Me and my youngest daughter Kacey