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This from a guy who sports a Barbie backpack. :roll: And Patrice in still waiting for you in the shed out back of her momma’s house. I told her you were gonna rub her down in bacon fat and roll her in the mud.

Got Viagra? :mrgreen:

Oh shit... :ugh:

So this means I'm off the hook about the card, right? :Ohno:

Just cuz they caused so much damage to the board. I want the board back the way it was 4 years ago, but that ain't never gonna happen now.

Uh, she's in Vancouver, WA right now and won't be back for quite a while. She'll have to settle for Internet sex. :boink:

My sweetie sent me a card but I didn't send her one. :( But I guess this thread makes up for that, right? :fingersx:

Neither of them are fit to be parents. The kids would be better off being raised by a herd of wild goats.

All you need to know is that the board’s two biggest retards, Steve Dannunzio and Heath Austin, have been forever wished into the cornfield. Other than that almost nobody gets permanently banned around here—it’s very rare. And anybody who wants to curl up in bbnt’s pants is one sick mofo. :ugh3:

Yeah, but that's the exception rather than the rule. A big budget definitely doesn't hurt.

Actually, you have a point. Deaf films usually do suck, usually because their budgets are so low. But don’t forget that deafness and Deaf culture are totally tres chic with the high school and freshman crowd these days. I bet if it were done right, a Deaf film could get recognition.

Hey—that’s cool. It fell on an even post number—3700. :rockon:

Three years ago today, Mayflower and I drove to Las Vegas and met with the fat Elvis. It’s been a hell of a three years—lots of ups and downs, financial problems, dying pets, lunatic employers, and lunatic parents. But through it all, you’ve stuck by me. So, dear Mayflower, this Bud’s for you...

TLDR. :zzz: But why don’t you put All About Memphis on Google Videos so we can watch it? I’ll admit that I’m at least mildly curious.

[sarcastic asshole]But, but—it’s against God’s will to do stem cell research! Jesus wouldn’t like it![/sarcastic asshole] :rofl:

Yep, CC included. :)

These blondes. :roll: Send me a self-addressed 5 X 7 envelope with 2 first-class stamps on it and I’ll burn you a copy and send it to you.

Uh…no offense, but I just don’t see how this is possible. I am profoundly deaf on one side of my head with no residual hearing whatsoever. I have normal hearing on the other side of my head. I’m ineligible to serve in any capacity whatsoever with the Defense Department—even a noncombat support...

:jaw:

I don’t think I’m gonna want to be seeing Denise in a bikini. :ugh3: