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:laugh2: Justifiable HomicideThe Scene: A trial in Mississippi. The defendant is a sweet grandmotherly type. Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman...

Oops I'm back (Another Cool Matchin' Game) I like this one, y'all would like this one it's called The Memory Game Post your scores if you want to brag about your incredible memory skills. animated memory game - zefrank.com Have fun!:ty:

Wooo I got 2:33 minutes...:giggle: Oh that's for the stinky game Well heck folk I'm pooped, catch y'all later and have fun playin' this matchin' game, it's cool! Love it!:D

Skunk Matching Game Stinky, but fun. Owners Of Pet Skunks: Matching Game and PePe loves Kit Kat Game Hereeeeee kitty kitty kitty...LOL http://www.cfainc.org/ezine/games/match-puzzle.html

:giggle:TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed...

Can't afford it ....go to the Library If you can't afford to buy this book, it's best to check it out at the LIBRARY, I even plans on buying this book, it's worth it to me and smile!

:laugh2:A Dog Named Sex Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for sex. He said, "I'd like one...

Here's mine too LOL Michigan First Line Of Defense=From The Canadians:giggle:

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About a Smoking... One time I was in Louisville and saw that they have cheaper Marlboro down there at the Gas Station by our hotel motel, I thinks it was almost 3 buck and here in Michigan now is 5 buck and 25 cent and 55 cent up, gawd that's high. Also remember cigarette has over 5,000...

Alabama Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everythang. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like...

Smart Monkey A police officer comes upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looks upon the wreckage a little monkey comes out of the brush and hops around the crashed car. The officer looks down at the monkey and says, "I sure wish you could talk."...

:giggle:CAN COLD WATER CLEAN DISHES? A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of bacon and eggs. He noticed a film -- like substance on his...

Love and Marriage: "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7 "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9 "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something...

:giggle:9 Types of Boyfriends Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy Old Man Grumpus -...

Byrdie Ofc we all know that.

dreama Yes right!

jillio That's amazing, me and my sister are involved in the field of domestic violence also, that's great, we help support women and children, men, elders who have been abuse. We have many books of abuse also, my sister was married to man who is mentally verbally abuser also he has hurted...

Byrdie Men are much stronger, bigger and powerful tougher than women, women breaks easy like a glass. Women are the weaker ones, of course women abuses men, usin' fist or bat whatever they can use, because they are not stronger, bigger, nor powerful tougher than men, unless if women are a body...

Byrdie Less women do, but men are even more worst than women is what I heard...this information I sent here is not created by me.:ty: 86 percent of women who assaulted men used weapons: guns, knives, boiling water, bricks, fireplace pokers and baseball bats. Only a quarter of men who...