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Great—another TV special portraying Deaf people as infighting retards at odds with the ‘hearing establishment’. Just what we need—way to go. :roll: I’ll still watch it, though.

HEY—I'm TRYING TO EAT LUNCH HERE, ya know. :pissed:

Patrice just wants guido to dip her in molasses and roll her in cornmeal.

I just found out about this yesterday. It saddened me just as much as the loss of a personal pet, perhaps even more. She was only forty-two; I wish she could have remained with us for decades more—some captive chimps have. My only regret is that I never had the opportunity to meet her. Booee...

Washoe, a female chimpanzee said to be the first non-human to acquire human language, has died of natural causes at the research institute where she was kept. Full article :cry:

If have any friends affected in the Malibu area, make sure they know that they can take their horses to the Ventura County Fairgrounds. They will be sheltered there until their owners can reclaim them.

Thanks, everybody. I’ll respond properly after everything here settles down. Right now we’re getting ready in case we have to evacuate. None of the fires are even close to Simi Valley right now, but that can change rapidly. We were going to go out to dinner tonight, but with the situation the...

My wife has been permanently excused from jury duty. Last time she got a summons, she wrote on the reply form that she is deaf and requires real-time captioning. She mailed it back, but never got a response. As the due date started getting close, she got a little nervous because they hadn’t...

I am a PROUD farter. :fart: :rockon:

So Linda—what do you have in the way of “inflatables”?

Cliff diving is always great for a few shits and giggles.

I’m going to buy a pair of mated lovebirds and name them Miss P and guido.

Truer words have never been spoken. As if that’s ever happened or ever will happen. :roll: Your wish is granted, trust me. That’s because psychologically inferior men are the only ones you’d ever even be remotely capable of attracting.

Thanks. :thumb: Guys who like intelligent woman ALWAYS like Helen Hunt. If Patrice could actually figure out how men think, she might actually get one someday. He’ll probably be freshly paroled, but hey—ya gotta start somewhere, right? :mrgreen:

Don’t EVEN dis’ Helen Hunt. She’s 1000 times more woman than you’ll ever be. And she’s fucking beautiful, too.

I don’t think so. But on a related note, if you use your left hand too, is that considered “cheating” on the right hand? :dunno:

Don’t take it personally, Trudy. Patrice is our resident troll extraordinaire. She has made several thousand posts here since she first joined, and never has anything of any real value to say. Her life is just one long pathetic pity party, and she wants nothing more than to drag everybody into...

From the same high school?!? That’s amazing! :shock: I met Bruce a few months ago. He came into the restaurant where I work nights. It was busy that night, but I was able to BS with him for a few minutes. Weird dude—he’s definitely out there. :crazy: Ten minutes after he met me, he was trying to...

I'm sure the ship has free Wi-Fi anyway. :lol:

Yeah, I’m with Gemma and jclarke on this one. You’re an extremely attractive young woman—I find it very difficult to believe that nobody has ever asked you out. I suspect that there’s something you’re not telling us.