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I thought saywhatkid was yanking my chain until I Googled it: http://www.agr.state.il.us/eab/image/1/Purple_trap_Print_PSA_web_.jpg

Dexter rocks. He would never kill a kitten. Season 3 DVD's are coming out on the 18th, BTW. I can't wait. As for the kitten killer, just give me five minutes with the little bitch. Five minutes—that's all I ask.

That's an even better idea.

I’ve got it! I’m gonna install His and Hers toilets in my next house! Why didn’t I think of that before?

I wanna be freeze dried. Or you can just throw me in the dumpster—I don't care.

When are you women ever going to learn that we will never, never, never, never, never figure out what the fuck you want us to do with the damn toilet seat. Basically because we just don’t care. There is just absolutely no way you are ever going to get us to lift the freaking seat to pee and put...

Oh, that explains it. I never knew that. Makes perfect sense, though. That gives me an idea for an invention that will make millions—the self-sterilizing public toilet. The inside of the stall has to be perfectly sealed and watertight for this to work, though. But it should be pretty easy to...

Not if you're vegan. Try it for a few days and see for yourself. We should all take a lesson from horses. Not that I'm a regular connoisseur of hay, mind you. :D

So flush the fucking thing with your foot, for God's sake! Jebus, it boggles my fucking mind how many grown adults aren't potty trained!

Not quite. Even at 0.1 c, it would still take 43 years to reach the nearest star (other than the Sun), 700,000 years just to get from one end of our galaxy to the other (tip: don't get on any spaceship named "Voyager"), and millions of years for intergalactic travel. Traveling to another galaxy...

Sadly though, not for Texans.

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I really like the Howa though—it's not like I'm making a concession because of the price. It has an excellent reputation. Speaking of defense nuts, you heard from the man from Emporium lately? Just wondering how he's doing.

Wow—classic thread. Wish I had some new guns to show off, but the recession is taking its toll. :( When I can afford it though, my next pride & joy will be some sort of bolt action .308. I'm leaning towards the Howa Model 1500, as I'd like to keep the price (without the scope) under $1000.

If Vampy's gonna marry Rosie and all five of her sisters, he better move to Utah pronto.

I don’t know. Sometimes the goddamn thing just won’t record a program that I set it to record. Sometimes it just doesn’t record it, and sometimes it records it but when I try to play it all I get is a gray screen. It’s really infuriating. Last week it didn’t record ER, and the week before that...

Beautifully explained by our very own gnarlydorkette.

Which one—mine or Kalista's? ETA: I tracked it down. It was written by a Jewish author named Arnold Fine and appeared in the September 1985 issue of Reader's Digest. It is almost certainly fiction.

I hate to burst your bubble, but glurge like that almost always turns out to be bullshit. However, here's a real story that I came across recently that's just as good. Remember the final scene from The Notebook? Life really does imitate art.

Damn—I was just imagining what I could have gotten for ten bucks!