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:crazy: If you seriously believe that was a real picture, then I see you haven't met my friend Adobe PhotoShop 7, yet.

True, you have a point. It worked beautifully. I couldn't help sleeping so heavily, my bed was so damn comfy, I never wanted to leave it.

Well, you were the only girl at RIT that would wake me up by slapping my ass. :o

You're weird in a good way! :o No offense meant, oy oy oy!

Alrighty. One of the qualities I admire in a woman is the ability to be weird. You definately fit that requirement. :D Also, you're not afraid to bitch someone out or tell me if I'm doing something wrong. I love an opinionated woman who won't hesitate to stand up to me. You really know how to...

Maybe, maybe not. There were two other people in the room besides just you and me, and of course they'd blame it on the sleeping man. :o

I know! Wasn't he the one that gave you the mushrooms when you tripped? Seems like whenever Brian and mushrooms are involved, someone's going to trip bad.

That's only 1/3 of the reason why. Want me to go into detail?

Blame Brian for that. The fucker forced me to eat every single piece of mushroom in sight AND hold it in my mouth for like five minutes.

Pff. You're a sexy biznitch, and you know it. Why else did I crush on you then, if you weren't sexy? :o

Welcome back, dude. By the way, my avatar pwns all of yours. :o

Should've asked before you held it in, then. :P

Oh poo. One starts with a D and one starts with an A. That should be easy enough. =D

Probably half a day. I've never tried to see how long, 'cause it can potentially damage not just your bladder, but also the capacity to maintain erection. :o

Pfff. Only if I had something to masturbate to. Like, say, a certain two women that you know. :o

We'll ask Ray himself when he's either too damn drunk or stoned to lie. :P

What?! That had to have been Ray. I never fart that bad.

21 hours. St. Cloud, Minnesota to Rochester, New York. I was pretty fucking bored, I'll have you know. :o

I've got two, actually. The first was incedentally the first time I ever smoked up. I was in the backseat of my cousin Neil's girlfriend's car, sitting next to my friend Held. After only a few minutes, it hit me and I just could NOT stop laughing. I calmed down enough to stumble my way into...

Pay me back by linking me when Alex makes AllDeaf 3. :D