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I’ll leave when I’m good and ready to leave, or whenever my batteries die, whichever comes first.

CODAchild needs to switch back to caffeinated coffee. :squint:

No way! :mad: Apathrev is my buddy! :hug: If you really love me, you’ll let me have sleepover pals.

No, I’m still leaving. I’m still not getting any respect around here. But you’re more than welcome to come live with me and Cheri. :)

I’m a quarter inch of solid polyethylene resin! What more do you think I need—titanium shielding? :shock:

:shock: *sobbing* Finally! Somebody really loves me after all! :tears: Somebody realizes that I’m more than just a piece of extruded purple plastic with 3 batteries and an electromagnetic solenoid. I wuv u, Cheri! :hug: I was wrong about you all along. Can you ever forgive me? :aw:

You’re right—Heath wouldn’t know what to do with a dildo if it jumped up and bit him on the ass. As for the offer of upgraded housing, I’ll take it under consideration. But you have to promise me that you’ll keep me protected from the dog at all times. I am NOT a chew bone—OK?

Steel, that was SO uncalled for. You’re just a meanie! :tears:

That’s really not an issue for me. My ASL skills are very limited anyway, owing to the fact that I DON’T HAVE ANY F**KING HANDS!

Too little too late, blondie. :squint: The fact that you bought me my purple blankie at Toys ‘R’ Us speaks volumes, doesn’t it? When I was cold and lonely and frightened you went shopping for me at a toy store. We’re tired of being thought of as toys. Until the day comes when you all start...

It’s too late now. You had your chance to be nice to me, and you blew it. Sayonara, adios, arrivederci, adieu, and SEE YA! Oh yeah—and :fu2:

I came here in good faith to try to be a valuable and contributing member of AllDeaf. But all you people have done is make fun of me and accuse me of being a sock puppet for another member. I may just be a purple dildo, but I am also one of God’s creatures, just like you. I deserve the respect...

WHY can’t you people respect me for what I am? WHY is it so hard for you all to realize that I have feelings too, and that I want to be a contributing member of this message board? You people all think that a purple dildo lacks the capacity for rational thought. You think that just because I...

I think I should at least get SOME sort of recognition... :tears:

:shock: :-o :tears: C.C.---> :booty: :rl: <--- Barney

Yeah, whatever. :roll: That IS me in my avatar, you nimrod! I just can’t get ANYBODY to photograph my good side, dammit! :mad:

Oh right—everything is JUST FINE until a walking, talking purple vibrator shows up and wants to speak his mind. :roll: We have rights too, you know. And it ain’t easy being a piece of purple plastic, either. So let’s not get all ‘holier-than-thou’ whenever we want to throw in our 2 cents. How do...

*sniffs* You don’t need me anymore! :tears: I’m just going to wind up on a card table at your next garage sale with a little sticker that says ‘fifty cents’. And after all we’ve been through together! Now I know how those poor sheep in the Serta Mattress commercials feel. :(

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