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Woman, that was not my intention.... hence, the cold stare O_O

I hate zombie movies (they all eat each other at the end, whooptydo) but I loved Zombieland!!

Oh good, I picked the right one then :giggle:

Im finding it difficult to stay current.. aka "hip" with AD, ugh

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I think I ran out of things to say (peers out window) checkin' for flying pigs

Coffee = Artificial sleep O_O

Jiro, you're back already? How much (_Y_) did you kiss? Geez!

I cracked up.. because I can empathize, le sigh. But it took me only two minutes and 1 stoplight to find MY lipstick today :D huh huh? Where else can we hide our pepper spray, seriously O_O

I am completely sober, I assure you o_O

My coworker picked the worst time to head for Hawaii, he should be there until next week O_O

Thought you had "vocal range", don't be shy... (whispers) here's a secret, the judges are a wee bit on the deaf side. :wave: Now entertain me!

Hmmm :hmm: we may not be responsible for hearing loss but we'd crack a computer screen or two :eek3: Go for it

((folds arms)) I wonder why

Just thinking about my date... I dressed up for the occasion and it was my treat, but he flirted with the waitress the whole time ((rolls eyes)) but at least he shared his brownie with me :) My son is quite the charmer eh? :D

((eye twitches)) No coffee?! Are you encouraging me to commit a crime?

Wow, so we have an excuse to be cranky on a daily basis? :P

Mah suggestion: Drink some booze and wake up with a headache, tada!

Patti Mayonnaise??

I have no idea what to do this weekend, it's quite pathetic actually... I'm a single 23 year old gal living the life of a senile cat lady :( (hits a passerby with her purse)