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I already know the answer, I can't but I can count to thirteen when my hands are in my pants...

Babyblue's friend not her husband

naisho -><-Sinned

glad he will be apprehended. bet he was drunk and split had the chance to sleep it off. :roll:

:repost: mods please merge with http://www.alldeaf.com/deaf-news/101770-deaf-community-lost-great-friend-leader.html

well I got slice of pizza under my left man boob, half a cheesesteak under my right backboob, sardines under right man boob and a stromboli under my belly flap for snack times. so I think I smell like jesery shore's snooki...

what is the meaning of context using that emoticon? should I create a poll? I'll shut up now :P

i'll date you! try to control your lust for my sexiness

then there is something wrong with you. :shock: correct that fast!

after watching porn? :eek3:

sorry for your loss babyblue. hope this driver is caught.

they would :thumb:

where did you buy yours? my jackhammer powered vibrator was rected at the patent office

people used to walk their dogs on my street and not pick up the droppings. I knew who the offenders were. so, used my pooper scooper, put dropping in a bucket and returned the droppings to the owners. now the dog owners walk their dogs on a different street.

maybe someone should invent a turbocharged vibrator :hmm:

next time take a picture with a cell phone or whatever. :naughty:

6'2" have short legs. if my legs were in proprtion with the rest of me, I'd be 6'5" or 6'6". so I'm kinda of built like a knuckle dragging gorilla...

maybe the victims were looking for a free fleshlight

dem bitches are hawt! :naughty:

ok, I will after this question: can you get by on good looks?