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As the story goes, in order to understand thirteen, one has to understand the history of twelve. The number twelve has traditionally represented completeness. There are twelve months of the year, twelve gods of Olympus, twelve signs of the zodiac and twelve apostles of Jesus. Thirteen exists...

:Oops: Just when you think no one is paying attention, huh? :laugh2:

I get it now. Wow... lucky man he is, isn't he?

Please tell me you're not complaining about a blow job.

Actually... we already do have matching rings on. We're just missing the paperwork that goes along with it that says my last name has changed, but that'll come soon enough.

What's wolb?

It's more than a minute, I promise.

But his dimples ARE cute!

Second chances for some things yes, but a second chance after cheating is NOT an option.

I feel so loved!!!!!!!! :ily: Um... if I was Kevin I would make a post about how fucking cute my dimples are. :Oops:

Hey! I'm not a job! :(

Oh believe me, he was wide awake ;)

Make that a grand total of 8. We had time for an encore.... God I love this man!

I was born on a friday the 13th, I have 2 black cats, and throughout my life I've almost always had black cats. Last time I accidentally broke a mirror, I had FABULOUS luck for weeks. As far as today, let's see... my least favorite child is leaving my daycare today... I got to wake my...

He lied. He's leaving for his job friday morning, but he's leaving in a few hours th come and see me! Yay!

I can't remember his name, but on a lazy sunday afternoon last year, siiting around drinking a bottle of wine, I watched an A&E Biography on him. I think it was a police show.

You poor thing... my ex works for the DoD as a Unix programmer. I sincerely hope you've never had the unfortunate experience of meeting him. ;)

Only way to lose weight is to burn more calories than you eat every day. Avoid carbs and sugars because they digest faster and you'll be hungry more often. Protien burns the slowest, but make sure you're eating a low fat meat. Got to the gym, cardio is the best way to lose weight.

Here's the easiest 3: My personal favorite is "I never" Everyone sits around around a table, or on the floor if you so desire. One person goes first by making a TRUE statement that begins with "I never...." For example, "I've never been to Disneyland." Then, if any other player HAS DONE...

Actually, there was an actor back in the 80's that accidentally killed himself that way. The cap gum malfunctioned and shot a load of cardboard with enough forse at close range that it went through his temple and killed him.