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Nah. I was going to quit today anyway :) Haha, in november, I had a vacation planned and paid for. I'm leaving this Friday. I asked for the week off, with the explanation that it had been paid for for months now, way before I got the job, the tickets are non-refundable, and so on. They...

Yeah. You guessed it. I got fired. Well, I can see how that could happen; but for the reason they fired me? 5:00 AM -- Wake up, take a shower. 5:15 AM -- Leave for work. 5:30 AM -- Arrive at work, clock in. 5:35 AM -- Say "hi" to boss and get to work. 9:00 AM -- First 10 minute break...

Can you say "teenage chicks"? "Mo-om" "Puh-lease" They think they're ALWAYS right. They they think they're all that. They're bitches. Every last one of them.

I don't use childish tatics. I stopped using them long, long ago. I prefer to simply talk things out to people. If you're reasonable, you'll usually get your way anyway. They'd be fools to ignore such good reason.

Uhm. . . you just shared it all. . . buddy.

I don't have house insurance. . . I still live with my parents :) Haha, there's just NO POINT of getting an apartment when I'm going back to college in 7 months. 'Specially when you have to lease it for a year. That's 5 months I have to pay for when I can't even live there.

That's because it's just a smilie. . .

Haha, as long as I don't know it's a frisbee, it'd be a UFO :-p Seriously, even in the government. ANY flying aircraft that they are not aware of gets dubbed UFO until it is identified or they have established contact with it. Well. . . I think so anyway!

Just so you know -- Weed isn't legal in Canada, but merely decriminalized :) In otherwords, you get a ticket insead of going to jail for possession. Bush is a dumbass. I mean, what else can you expect from a guy who looks remarkably like a chimpanzee? But hey, as they say "like father, like...

UFO's, or unidentified flying objects, are actually very common. If you see anything in the air, that you can't identify, it's a UFO, and remains one until it has been positivly identified. . . However, if you're refering to those so-called alien space shuttles, flying saucers, or whatever. ...

Not exactly quotes, but proverbs are great -- Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Crowded elevator smells different to midget. "Man who scratches ass should not bite...

illustrator -- Perhaps my car is a pet? My car is a living, breathing machine. In through the intake, out through the exhaust. Comes to life with the turn of a key, it has a heart that pumps (pistons). . . how is this not a living thing? It's not about whether it is living or not, but how much...

Haha, those toy guns have an orange cap on the end. . . how is ANYTHING going to come out? There's not even a hole. All it does is pops and smokes a little. . .

I don't really have a temper problem. In fact, I can control my emotions better than anyone I know. There are exceptions to that, however. Mess with (or about) a certain handful of things in my life. . . and you'll pay dearly for it. Everyone has the same thing. There's ALWAYS a few things in...

I like this reply! Heh, nah, I'm not really violent. I do realize that (in most cases) violence solves nothing, and only adds onto problems. It all depends on who you're dealing with. I mean like, if you disagree with someone, and kick his ass for it, you're not going to change his mind, and...

Hmm, I'm assuming I mentioned that I was on probation in my first post? Again, I'm assuming that's where everyone was getting the idea that I did go to jail for this incident. I never did. I was arrested a year ago on possession of marijuana charges, and let out on probation, with a clear...

Alright, you guys want the whole story? I’ll give you the whole story, then I’ll respond to (some of) you. First of all though, he is a minor. Or was, he turned 18 a few days ago. I myself am 18, I’m about 6 months give or take older than he is. It’s not like I’m 30 and kicking his ass...

Yeah! You heard that right! I ain't going to jail! Haha! Whee! I'm on probation since last year, and I just beat the shit out of a minor (he's 17) and put him in the hospital, and the judge just let me off with NO consequences (well, I spent a night in jail after they arrested me). Haha, the...

10/10. I grow my own marijuana, so this was hardly a "test" for me :) Out of all of those plants, only one was a female, the rest were males, and one hermie. . . waste of perfectly good plants. As for the second one, I had a 9/10, but I can honestly say that it WAS a misclick. I mean, the...

Boxing is a dirty sport, believe it or not. As an ex-amature boxer. . . I belive I would know this. Professional boxing, however, is much, much worse. Headbutts are constant, bites are not uncommon. Mike just got busted cuz he bit a little bit too hard and ripped a chunk of his ear out...