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Dude. "Oral skills." We hate that term.

Yeah, lose your hearing. That is the only way to hear music in the flight of the bumblebee.

Oh, we do. We do.

What @AlleyCat is the kind of hairstyle? Gronk

What @Cappy felt when AlleyCat lectured him. Lightning.

The sound@youknowwho makes when a trade is made. Insider.

What is @AlleyCat's favorite place to laugh? Hairballs.

Where @femme Fatale learned loud. Window.

Finally today I saw a turtle. It was trying to cross the road and apparently just started its journey, because it wasn’t even close to halfway. I stopped the car and put it on the side of the road it was headed to. Please keep that in mind. Don’t put it back where it has to turn around and do...

Happy Birthday, AlleyCat! Dang, coulda sworn you were a Leo. ;)

What @Calvin does on a date. Doorknob

I need about half my posts deleted. Lol

Make sure it is a real one. ;)

Got a couple bikes, but you have to be nuts riding it on the road in front of my place because it is so narrow. They will widen it soon, though. TPBM, are you a good car mechanic?

Oh yeah. A couple weeks ago I had an appointment with a doctor, and an interpreter showed up. At the intake unit, the receptionist signed fluently to me, and the interpreter was bemused. She just sat there and watched. In the doctor's office, another receptionist also was fluent in Sign...

Oh Rio. I am so sorry if I offended you. I am just an idjit just trying to get past the night. They are gone but you will always be in my heart.

Hey, wasn't that from The Night of the Living Dead? Shame on you.

Uh huh.

Big family as long as you don't hurt them. TPBM, do you like stoves?

Whichever is cooked properly. TPBM, are you a good cook?