InnocentOdion
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Okay, this happened a few weeks ago. I thought this was sad, but funny.
My wife and I had just come out of class with our sign teacher; we were all going to the butchers (us for a snack, him for his dinner tonight). He went in there, and spoke (note, although his pronunciation is great, he does have the Deaf accent):
"Can I have some mince beef, please?"
The lady at the counter frowned and said, "Huh? What?"
'Mince beef' he said and signed.
This made our teacher embarrassed. He pointed at where the mince beef is (covered by glass) and mouthed, 'Mince beef'
"Sausages?"
'Mince beef'
"Sausages?"
He sighed and brought his hand over the counter and pointed to the mince beef, practically touching the bowl. Her face lit up.
"Ohhhhhhh! Mince beef?!"
He nodded. She then picked up the sausages.
My teacher frowned, tapped my wife and signed to her, 'Tell her I'd like some mince beef. She doesn't seem to understand me.'
"He said, he'd like a pack of mince beef, please."
The lady frowned, and mumbling, gave him some mince beef in only the small thin plastic bag it comes in anyway--no decent carrier bag, so he would be able to feel it. He looked at my wife and she said, "He'd like a bag, please."
She mumbled and then whilst she was getting a bag, our teacher put a £2 coin on the counter and started texting someone on his mobile (cell phone).
"One seventy nine, please." she said. He didn't respond.
"One seventy nine, please." she said louder. Still no response.
"ONE SEVENTY NINE PLEASE." She screamed, really really loud.
I laughed and said, "He can't hear you" and my wife said, "He's Deaf."
Then, she said. "Oh, I know."
And then, when she gave him his bag and the change, he signed "Thank you" to her. She didn't sign back, and my wife said, "That's thank you."
She said, "Oh, I know. I know Sign Language, I lived next to some deaf and dumb children when I was growing up."
This is a true story.

My wife and I had just come out of class with our sign teacher; we were all going to the butchers (us for a snack, him for his dinner tonight). He went in there, and spoke (note, although his pronunciation is great, he does have the Deaf accent):
"Can I have some mince beef, please?"
The lady at the counter frowned and said, "Huh? What?"
'Mince beef' he said and signed.
This made our teacher embarrassed. He pointed at where the mince beef is (covered by glass) and mouthed, 'Mince beef'
"Sausages?"
'Mince beef'
"Sausages?"
He sighed and brought his hand over the counter and pointed to the mince beef, practically touching the bowl. Her face lit up.
"Ohhhhhhh! Mince beef?!"
He nodded. She then picked up the sausages.
My teacher frowned, tapped my wife and signed to her, 'Tell her I'd like some mince beef. She doesn't seem to understand me.'
"He said, he'd like a pack of mince beef, please."
The lady frowned, and mumbling, gave him some mince beef in only the small thin plastic bag it comes in anyway--no decent carrier bag, so he would be able to feel it. He looked at my wife and she said, "He'd like a bag, please."
She mumbled and then whilst she was getting a bag, our teacher put a £2 coin on the counter and started texting someone on his mobile (cell phone).
"One seventy nine, please." she said. He didn't respond.
"One seventy nine, please." she said louder. Still no response.
"ONE SEVENTY NINE PLEASE." She screamed, really really loud.
I laughed and said, "He can't hear you" and my wife said, "He's Deaf."
Then, she said. "Oh, I know."
And then, when she gave him his bag and the change, he signed "Thank you" to her. She didn't sign back, and my wife said, "That's thank you."
She said, "Oh, I know. I know Sign Language, I lived next to some deaf and dumb children when I was growing up."
This is a true story.

