DefLord said:
At the same time we should show the CI user the other side what they could be missing.
[Carnival Barker]Come one, come all! See the amazing 8th wonder of the Free World! Learn about the ancient black arts of dactylology! Sound off! 1, 2, 3 (ASL 3, not Hearing 3, which looks like an ASL 6!), 4...
It bears repeating, and make no mistake about it... This isn't some bearded lady that swallows swords and breathes fire. Much more astounding than that, I assure you! All the adjectives, colloquilisms, limericks, haikus, lyrical onomatopoeia, witticisms, and fortune cookie incisiveness, all combined simply fall short in truly describing what is behind Door Number 3. (And yes, it is ASL 3... Now you're catching on!) Sound off, 1, 2, 3 (Ah, ah!), 4!
The catch, you may all inquire, deeply rooted in your mastoid bone, in viewing this majestic wonder? Does one have to sell his/her soul to a nefarious party, dressed in trenchcoats and Raybans, in return for this amazing secret? Is there some blue pill I'm gonna swallow, and chase the rabbit down the hole? Ah, there must be some princely sum involved! Worry not, be happy, thine cybernetic carbon-based lifeforms. There is no catch involved, will not tax your wallet, is definitely soul enhancing, and will give ya'll warm and fuzzy feelings! Ok, some manual dexerity is de rigeur! Sound off, 1, 2, 3 (Sing with me in ASL!), 4!
*Swishing the curtains open!* A black room, seemingly devoid of life fills the expanse, subjecting the audience to a dreary and disappointing experience. Suddenly, two white gloves make a sudden appearance and dance, flit, zig-zag, and hover all over the room. Before long, a mesmerizing display of digital brillance (And I'm not talking about the computer variety, either!) bursts forth in kaleidoscopic brilliance, illuminating each and every one of the staring and agape faces! Sound off, 1, 2, 3 (Yes, that means you!), 4!
Ladies and gents, and as well as bearded ladies with an affinity for swords tempered in high temperatures, what you've just witnessed, I sincerely hope you will take to heart and may it forever change your life! Start moving those digits on your hands and let it do all the talking...
[/Carnival Barker]
How's that for imagination? Sound off!